Well, it's about time I started working an epilogue. Yeah, I'm a lazy bastard, I know. But it's sort of a way of life for me, so kiss my...

Shift: Draconis!

Um, well, anyways, on with the show!

Shift: Where's my bacon and Dr. Pepper?

Draconis: I'm not your servant!

Shift: Yeah, but you were the one who went to the store.

Draconis: Oh, y-yeah. I'll be right back.

Narrator: It's a normal day at the Rebellion HQ in the Doppler Town ruins.

Draconis: Dammit Yami! I told you to stay out of my room! I don't want my computer filled with porn and hentai, you moron!

Yami: But, CJ won't let me have a computer. He even blocked the warp pipe leading back to our dimension.

Draconis: YOUR dimension, I originated in this dimension, remember?

Yami: Uh, nope.

Narrator: Wolfang smacks his forehead in defeat.

The narrator is then bitten by a random zombie, thus becoming one of the undead.

Shift: Great, I go to the trouble of hiring a narrator, and he's turned into a zombie.

Zombies suddenly begin crawling up from the ground, their moaning echoing throught the base.

Draconis: Okay, what the hell is going...SKUUUUULLLLL!

Infinity Mijion pops his head out of his room.

Skull: Yes?

Draconis: Are you toying around with the black arts, again?

Skull: Nope. Last time I did was when I created that undead monkey butler, and he's still here, too.

An undead monkey walks up to the group, offering a tray of bacon, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Doritos, and fresh baked choclate chip cookies.

Brick: No thank you, Pierre.

Draconis: Well, get down here Skull! We've got a zombie infestation.

Infinity Mijion floats down to the living room, and waves his hand all slow and mystic like.

Skull: Hmm...that usually works on Zombies.

Draconis: Usually?! Well, it looks like we'll have to do this the old fashioned way.

*Wolfang bears his teeth and claws*

Draconis: With good ol' violence!

*Wolfang lunges at a zombie, and rips it's head off with his teeth, the body falls to the floor with a thump. Wolfang then chews the head up, and swallows it*

Shift: Oh my freaking god! He just ate it's head!

Yami: That was cool.

Skull: Is that sanitary?

Brick: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Nakori: That was gross!

Jason: He's almost as insane as me. Almost.

Jeremy: *eye twitches*

Draconis: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP! Tastes like chicken, with a hint of lemon.

*The other zombies glare at Wolfang in what one would assume was fear*

Draconis: Any more of you rotten corpses want to be a snack for me?

*The headless zombie stands back up, only to be eaten by Wolfang*

All(except Draconis): *Eyes twitch*

Draconis: What? They taste good, and I'm hungry.

*The rest of the zombies dive back into the earth*

Draconis: Well, that was easier than expected. I'm gonna hit the hay.

*Wolfang exits the room, while the rest of the team remains silent*

Yami: Well, this room sure has gone DEAD silent.

Shift, Skull, Brick, Nakori, Jason, Jeremy: *slap their foreheads*

1:00 A.M.:

*Wolfang is thrashing wildly in his bed*

Draconis: Delicious brains, smothered in mustard. Mmmm.

2:00 P.M.

Draconis: *YAWN* Man, that was the best sleep I've had in ages. *Stomach growls loudly* Whoa, time to hit the fridge.

*Wolfang exits his room, and heads toward the kitchen, unaware that he has turned a pale, sickly green. He passes Yammark on his way*

Jeremy: Hey, Draconis. Yami spray paint you again?

Draconis: What?

Jeremy: Well, you are green.

*Wolfang looks down, and his eyes widen in rage*

Draconis: YAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIII!

The other side of the building:

Yami: Huh, that's strange, I feel like I should be fearing for my life.

*Wolfang appears in Metal Shark Player's face*

Draconis: Oh really? And what gave you that feeling? The fact that I'm fucking green?! I'll not only burn your stash of dirty pictures, but I'll find a rusty knife, and castrate you!

Yami: I didn't spray paint you in your sleep this time, honest!

Draconis: RARGH!

*Wolfang chases Metal Shark Player throught the base, and eventually bursts through a wall to cut him off*

Draconis: There's nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide, Yami. You will face my wrath. I will delight in tormenting you.

*Suddenly, one of Wolfang's ears fall off*

Draconis: What the--

*Wolfang's right arm falls off*

Draconis: Okay, what the hell is going on here?

*Wolfang's bottom jaw falls off*

Yami: HEY, GUYS, AND GIRL! GET IN HERE! DRACONIS IS FALLING APART!

*Yammark pokes his head around the corner*

Jeremy: He's having a mental breakdown?

Yami: No, he's literally falling apart!

*The rest of the team rushes in*

Brick: So, what seems to be the problem, Draconis? You losing your head?

Everybody except Draconis: Hahahahahaha!

*Wolfang attempts to punch Turtiloid with his remaing arm, but it falls off*

Draconis: *Whimper*

Yami: Heh heh. Time for revenge!

*Metal Shark Player pushes Wolfang to the floor*

Shift: Uh, Yami, I don't think that's a good idea.

*Wolfang tries to get up, but without arms his attempts are futile*

Yami: What's he gonna do, bite my shins?

*Wolfang flails his legs wildly, but only manages to spin in circles*

Yami: Hahahahahaha! This is hilarious!

*Suddenly, Wolfang's eyes glow red, and reploid corpses burst from the floor. They swarm Wolfang, and in seconds, he is repaired*

Draconis: Well, this is quite the turning point. Yami, you'd best run for your life. As for the rest of you, my undead minions shall make sure you don't move.

Yami: You're kidding, right?

Draconis: Yes, I'm kidding about wanting to rip you apart, and devour your innards. I'm also kidding about my rusted minions doing the same to the rest of the team if they move.

Shift: Well crap, he seems serious.

Brick: Ya think?!

Skull: I always knew I'd be done in by the undead. I guess my necromantic ways have finally bit me in the ass.

Jeremy: *sigh* I shoulda stayed in bed today.

Jason: But, I can't die! Not when I'm so close to finishing my next doomsday weapon.

Nakori: There's never an Ocarina to play "Song of Sun" or Light Arrows around when ya need 'em.

*Wolfang chases Metal Shark Player through the base, while the zombie reploids aim their weapons at the rest of the team*

Draconis: You can't hide, Yami. I'll find you, and feast on your innards!

Yami: Sorry, Draconis, but I have no choice.

*Metal Shark Player runs to his room, and emerges in his Yami armor, just as Wolfang rounds the corner*

Draconis: You really think that's gonna help you?

Yami: Yes.

*Yami charges his buster to the max, just as Wolfang reaches him. He unleashes the blast, and gets sent flying from the kickback. Wolfang is on the floor, his body parts scattered to end of the hallway*

Yami: Dammit, I shoulda remembered the kickback.

*Yami notices Wolfang scattered across the floor, pure horror plastered across his face*

Yami: DRACONIS! Dammit, I killed him! Fuck! I only wanted to knock him out!

Draconis: I'm not dead, you moron!

Yami: AAAIIIEEE! Talkingheadthatwantstokillme!!!!!

Draconis: No, I don't want to kill you. Ya see that chip in front of my face?

Yami: Yeah?

Draconis: Pick it up, and crush it.

*Yami reaches for the chip, and Wolfang bites him*

Yami: Dammit! I thought you didn't want to kill me?

Draconis: I don't. That was for blasting me to pieces, you idiot! Just blast the chip, using low power. I don't want my brains used to paint the walls.

*Yami blasts the chip with a small burst of plasma, destroying it*

Draconis: Good, now carry me to my room.

Yami: But, you don't allow me in there.

Draconis: That doesn't stop you from going in there, and trying to download porn/hentai on my computer.

Yami: You have a point.

*Yami carries Wolfang's head down the hall, and into his room. The room is bare, except for a stasis tube in the corner, and a computer mounted against the wall*

Yami: I never noticed how bare it is in here.

Draconis: That's because you sneak in at night, and have your face glued to the computer monitor. I am thinking of having a laser turret installed, to keep intruders out.

*Yami puts Wolfang's head into the stasis tube, as a clear liquid rises, and wires attach to his head. Yami then heads towards the computer*

Draconis: Don't even think about it, Yami. Now, get out, and let me regenerate in peace.

*Yami hangs his head, and leaves the room. Meanwhile, the rest of the Rebellion are blasting the reploid corpses*

Shift*between blaststs*: This isn't doing any good! No matter how many we destroy, more take their place!

Brick*crushes a corpse with his foot*: What else can we do? Draconis is off chasing Yami, or has already killed him, and is on his way back for us!

Jason*shielding the rest of the team with his shell*: If I had access to my doomsday device, this wouldn't be a problem!

Skull*creating multiple doubles*: It's no use! No matter how many doubles I create, there are too many zombies!

Jeremy*rapidly firing Yammar Options*: This is insane! There's way to many!

Nakori*throwing enormous boulders*: We need Yami and Draconis to even the odds!

*Wolfang(In his Draconis armor) arrives on the scene with Yami*

Draconis: Ask, and ye shall recieve. Alright, Yami, you ready?

Yami: Hellz yeah! Let's do this!

Draconis: Time for the Yami Kamikaze!

*Draconis grabs Yami by the feet, and spins like a top, before throwing him toward the zombie reploids. Yami fires his buster while spinning, destroying all the zombie reploids. Draconis dashes ahead of Yami, and leaps into the air, and lands on Yami*

Draconis: Yeehaw!

*Draconis begans firing rapidly, as Yami continues firing, destroying any zombie reploids that rise from the ground. Finally, the zombie reploid infestation ceases, just as Yami and Draconis land on their feet, and pose victoriously*

Draconis: Whew, that was a rush!

Yami: It sure as hell was!

Shift: So, you're back to normal, Draconis?

Draconis: Yep.

Brick: Then can you explain what happened?

Draconis: I'll give you the abridged version. Someone created a computer chip, containing a virus. When the chip was touched, or in my case, eaten, the virus was passed on. He then created a whole army of human-esque zombie reploids, and started this whole ordeal. My guess is, that he planned on using whoever recieved the virus for his own purpose. Of course, if it weren't for Yami blasting me, then we'd probably all be dead by now.

Skull: O.o

Jeremy: O...kay.

Nakori: That's a convoluted plan.

Jason: You haven't seen anything yet.

*In a dark building, a giant fist slams onto a table, crushing it*

???: Son of a bitch!

*A highly advanced Sniper Joe walks into the room*

Joe: I'll get another table, Lord Isoc.