Metalboy: Guys, look at what I found!

Skull: A waffle mine?

Jason: A bunch a' dead robot bodies?

Jeremy: Oil?

Shift: {slaps jeremy} Shaddup! That isn't until later!

Jeremy: Oh. Right.

Metalboy: No, you're all wrong! I found {pulls out an old film reel} THIS film reel in the ground!

Yami: Uhh...so?

Metalboy: It could be something to do with our secret origins!

Brick: Yeah, sorry, but we don't have any secret origins. Shift popped out of a hole one day and found the Heatnix armour and the two fused. He found the rest of us, we saw High Max, he called us the Nightmare Force, and Shift then yelled {waving his hands around} "REPLOID REBELLION!" and that's pretty much it.

Draconis: Well, I say we watch it anyways. It may be funny.

Shift: Well, if second-in-command says it, then it is.

Yami: I'll go make popcorn! {runs away}

{everyone is sitting down at the couch. There is a focus on Brick's head.}

Brick: Okay, ,kids, remember this! Even though they don't talk and their message comes later, Unca Brick is lazy and'll just write it so they ARE saying it!

Jason: Unca Brick? That hurts almost as much as what Skull's going through right now.

Draconis: Where is he, anyways?

{Suddenly, Skull reaches his hand out from under Brick.}

Brick: Oops. {jumps off to reveal a flattened Skull.}

Skull: {wheezing} If I....wasn't out of art...artificial breath....I'd killl you right...now.{falls over}

Yami: {walks in with a swimming pool full of popcorn} Popocorn's done!

Shift: Gee, think you got enough, Yami?

Yami: Naw, I still have three more of these things in the kitchen.

Metalboy: Quiet everyone! Quiet! The Movie is starting!

{the lights turn off. The camera will be looking at the screen pretty much the entire time.}

{the old 4, 3, 2 movie reel shows. Then the "Entertainer" starts playing. Everything is in black and white. It is just showing the scenery of a city.}

Narrator: Years have passed since the trio of enforcers had finally brought down Herbert Hoover(otherwise known as The Duke of Vaccuums) and the true mastermind behind his plots, which was him, coinidentally. People thought that peace had come at last....

Jason: {voice} This seems oddly familiar...

Yami: Shh!

Narrator: In the fight against a new generation of can-openers, also known as "robuts", The Duke's most loyal minion, Not Too Good, cameback from his supposed death. That, my friends, is where our story begins.

Narrator: The Duke had created an underground duplication mabbobber factory where he tried to duplicate his most faithful and powerful friends. The first one he made was of course, Not So Good, whom tried to go and kidnap some of The Duke's enemies, but it did not go down well. Before The Duke died, there was a second duplicate that The Duke never unfroze from his freezer - The Very High Up There Maxim.

Narrator: Now, there are eight other remaining robuts right now, and this is their story...

Jason: {voice} Am I the only one who's seen this before?

Skull: {voice} It DOES seem familiar....

Shift: {voice} Shhhh!

{On the screen, The Very High Up There Maxim(High Max in a claok, tophat, monocle, and curly mustache) is searching around the factory, but he gives up.}

The Very High Up There Maxim: The rapscallions, they defeated you! I will avenge you, Lord Hoover!

{Nearby, in a park, Shifty Shift is sitting on a bench, looking around and whistling}

Metalboy: {voice}Shift, that guy looks like you!

{Back on the screen, Shifty Shift gets up and starts walking around.}

Shifty Shift: {thinking} I wonder how I got here....it was probably those Not-So-Bright Sinners that did this...or was I always like this?

Shifty Shift: {still thinking} Oh dear, my asthma is going to be acting up very soon...I must run home immediately...

{Shifty Shift runs home to see that Count Draconis and Steamboat Yami are sitting there already.}

Yami: {voice}Woah, he looks like you!

Draconis: And he looks like you!{voice}

Count Draconis: This is the last time I will ever go where you tell me to!

Steamboat Yami: But the sign was upside down! I swear!

Count Draconis: You sir, have done something that is not too bright!

Steamboat Yami: Hey, look Count, there is a meteror on the ground heading straight towards us!

Count Draconis: A meteor? That's proposterous! Everyone knows meteors only come out at night!

Shifty Shift: What are you doing on my home?

Steamboat Yami: So are you a Hooverite, too?

Shifty Shift: No, I am not....say, you look like you are{looks around} {whispers} a robut!

Steamboat Yami: Hey, you do too!

Shifty Shift: This is just great! You see, I had a plan that all of us that are remaining could form some group or literature club!

Count Draconis: We're both in!

Shifty Shift: Alright, boys, follow me! We're going to get the other five!

{The screen goes to a puddle, where Vaudevill Wil(Brick)l is standing.}

Vadeville Will: Woah! So there are other robuts out there!

Shifty Shift: Yes, there are eight of us!

Vadeville Will: What are you here for?

Shifty Shift: We are forming a group of the other robuts so we can all be together and do things!

Vadeville Will: Of course I'll accept the offer you never gave me!

Count Draconis: Where to next, Shifty?

Shifty Shift: We're going to The Big Rock in the park!

Brick: {voice} I'm the only one that notices the resemblance, right?

{The screen goes to a big rock where The Little Metal Orphan is sitting.}

Shifty Shift: There you are, Little Metal Orphan! Do you want to join our group of other robuts like I told you that I'd let you in one day?

The Little Metal Orphan: Gee-willikers, sir, 'course I will!

Metalboy: {voice} I'm glad that saying gee-willikers isn't programmed into ME....

Note: The rest of the film reel, where they acquire darius The Hooverite, is missing.

{cut to a steamboat near the park. Jason The All-Teller(Jason) is on it.}

Shifty Shift: Ooh! That looks like a robut operating that steamboat!

{After a little while, the robuts manage to get on the steamboat.}

Shifty Shift: hello, sir!

{The steamboat stops}

Jason The All-Teller: Ah! You scared me there....

Darius The Hooverite: Say, are you...a robut?

Jason The All-Teller: Why yes, yes I am.

Shifty Shift: Great! You see, we'd like you to join our robut group!

Jason The All-Teller: Of course I'll join!

Shifty Shift:  Now we are only missing one robut!

Jason The All-Teller: Actually, I have your other man right here!

{Mr. Jeremy{Jeremy} walks in}

Mr. Jeremy: {in a thick Italian accent}Mama-mia, everybody! it's seven other robuts!

Shifty Shift: Do you want to-

Mr. Jeremy: What-a-ever!

Jeremy: {voice} How come I have to be the sterotypical Italian?

Skull: {voice} At least you aren't the poor dude who didn't even get a minute on the film!

Metalboy: {voice} I think being an orphan is much worse than that.

Shifty Shift: Enough, people! Now that we are all in a group, we must prove to people that robuts aren't mean!

Darius The Hooverite: And I think our chance is over at the pier!

{The camera moves over to show that The Very High Up There Maxim terrorising people.}

{The steamboat stops and the group get out and head for Maxim}

The Very High Up There Maxim: Buffoons! You shall face the warth of The Very High Up There Maxim!

Shifty Shift: Not if we can help it!

The Very High Up There Maxim: Aha! The eight robuts! Join me, Not-Pleasant Night Encounter Group!

Steamboat Yami: What is he talking about?

Mr. Jeremy: Me-do not-a know, but if he doesn't quit being a buffoon-a, I'll-a have to give him a nice new pair of cement shoes!

The Very High Up There Maxim: What? You do not remember, do you, Not-Pleasant Night Encounter Group!

Shifty Shift: Silence! We are not this group that you speak of! We are...uhh....

The Little Metal Orphan: The Reploid Rebellion!

Count Draconis: That name makes my ears bleed! And I cannot bleed!

Brick: {voice} Told you nobody liked the name, Shift.

Shift: {voice} SHASHBA SHUBABBA!

The Very High Up There Maxim: Do you still serve Lord Hoov-

Darius The Hooverite: Finish the sentence and I give you what for!

The Very High Up There Maxim: You have betrayed Master! I must defeat you!

{Maxim runs forward to punch Shifty Shift, but Shifty dodges and Maxim falls over.}

Newspaper Person: {runs onto the screen} Extra, extra! Lady Nakori tied up to the bridge!

Shifty Shift: Eek! The Rather High Up There Maxim has tied Lady Nakori to the traintracks!

Darius The Hooverite: Augh! I am feeling even more feelings of free-expression now! First Herb makes me poor, I get forced to do my living under Gubeddy Bridge, and now that Maxim is going to get rid of a friend of mine! This couldn't worsen any more than it already has, I say! And what the crap is a Hooverite, anyways?

The Rather High Up There Maxim: Maw haw haw! The Hooverite is being truthful! I have tied up Lady Nakori to the train tracks and there is nothing you can do to stop me! My monocle and tophat will make everyone surely tremble!

Steamboat Yami: Wait, everyone! There is a way we can stop The Rather High Up There Maxim!

The Little Metal Orphan: Please, tell us or Lady Nakori may not see the monochromatic light of day again!

Jason The Boardwalk All-Teller: I saw it with my very own eye! There is a very large in The Very High Up There Maxim's plan!

Shifty Shift, Count Draconis, Mr. Jeremy, and Vadeville Will: Please, tell us!

The Very High Up There Maxim: Yes, tell us!

Steamboat Yami: The Very High Up There Maxim forgot to get somebody to drive the train!

Jason: {watching the video with everyone else.} That guy's definately related to High Max.

The Very High Up There Maxim: Do'h! Well, soon enough, Lady Nakori shall be gone!{he flies away}

Shifty Shift: We have to stop him! And I think I have a plan....

{cut to the train station. A guy that looks a lot like Shifty Shift is sitting there. The only difference is that he is uniform. Shifty Shift jumps out of nowhere and tackles the look-a-like.}

Shifty Shift: It's all excellent, people! We must save Lady Nakori!

The Hyper Butter Man: Heyheyheyhey! What are you doing here on The Very High Up There Maxim's train!

Jeremy: {voice} Woah, is that Energy Butterfly?

Big-fist Brutus: I say we give them what's for if they don't have a reason!

Metalboy:{voice} That must be Smash Beetle!

Fisherman Falcon: They are those robuts 'e was talking about! Let's get 'um!

Shifty Shift: Everybody, run!

{Shifty Shift runs up to Fisherman Falcon and tries to punch him. Falcon dodges and tries to pounce on him. He suceeds, but Shifty throws him off of him and he lands on the ground. He then punches him before he can get back up.}

Big-fist Brutus: Oh, that's it!

Speedster Fox: You said it!

Hooverite Rainbowbeak: These guys are nothing but trouble!

Adam von Geico: Do you wanna know what always bugged me, Rainbowbeak?

Hooverite Rainbowbeak: What?

Adam von Geico: The fact that you're a hooverite and you're serving The Duke of Vaccuums!

Calvin Kraken: That is odd!

Helium Doo: Relium-Roo, ruh-r-

Darius The Hooverite: {jumps on Doo} There are enough annoyances today!

Speedster Fox: What are we doing talking? They just knocked down Fishermen, so we should return the favor!

Everyone: Yeah!

{Calvin Kraken jumps forward and tries to hit Jason The Boardwalk All-Teller with his tentacles, but Jason dodges. Jason then rams Calvin forward, knocking him onto Falcon.}

Jason The Boardwalk All-Teller: Shifty, we have to get onto that train! The rest of you, fend these buffoons off!

{Shifty and Jason leave while Steamboat Yami and von Gecko fight each other, Yami tries to throw a small anchor at von Gecko, but von Gecko dodges and attempts to hit him with his tail. Yami dodges and brings out his ultimate attack: a whistle. He annoys von Gecko by whistling until von Gecko quits.}

{Rainbowbeak tries to trip Vadeville Will, but Vadeville Will hits him over the head with his cane. That fight was all brief and stuff, so Vaudeville does a dance.}

{Speedster Fox runs around Count Draconis until Draconis gets all dizzy and falls down. However, it is a trap, because when Speedster attempts to punch him, Draconis gets up, grabs him by the tail, and throws him.}

Vaudeville Will: There are only left! They are outnumbered!

The Hyper Butter Man: I quit! {storms off. Big-fist Brutus follows him.}

{everyone goes onto the train.}

The Very High Up There Maxim: Mwa-ha-ha! Lady Nakori shall be mine!

Shifty Shift: Not so fast, The Very High Up There Maxim!

The Very High Up There Maxim: What? So my minions did not defeat you? Nevermind, I will!

Count Draconis: It's nine against one, then!

The Very High Up There Maxim: Hm? Who is the ninth?

Lady Nakori: {steps forward} Me!

The Very High Up There Maxim: Wha?

Lady Nakori: I escaped thanks to the help of everyone but you! And now you shall be defeated!

The Very High Up There Maxim: HM?

{Suddenly, Maxim gets tied up by Mr. Jeremy. Nakori then kicks him off the train and he flies into the distance.}

Shifty Shift: Well, I guess that's the end of that!

Mr. Jeremy: To celebrate, who want's pizza? it's on me!

{they all walk off.}

{THE END screen comes on.}

Yami: Glad it had a happy ending after all.

Brick: Wonder when the sequels coming out.

{rimshot}

Skull: Dude, that was like...totally not funny.

Brick: I know.

{rimshot.}

Shift: Well, let's call it a-

{rimshot}

Shift: {sigh} Remind me to kill the rimshot guy when I actually stop being lazy.

Jeremy: I'll set my calender for 3042.

{rimshot}

{Shift sends a fireball to the side of the screen. Screaming is heard.}

Shift: No need to.

THE END!