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Starring Jeremy "Stardust" as Commander Yammark
Metalboy as Ground Scaravich
Shift as Blaze Heatnix
Draconis as Blizzard Wolfang
Brick as Rainy Turtloid
Jason "Mr. Fortune Cookie" as Shield Sheldon
Yami CJMErl as Metal Shark Player
Skull as Infinity Mijinion
Jason: This is my first epilogue. ‘Nuff said. Anyhow, our story starts in the Main Hall of RRHQ. Commander Yammark
is talking to the new Ground Scaravich. Our story ends at...wait, I don’t do that yet. Read on, fools.
 Jeremy: So, as the new Ground Scaravich, you’ll need to know this base and
each room of it, so let me give you the tour.
 Metalboy: Well, I already know that this is the main hall.
(Jeremy begins to walk, with Metalboy following. They arrive at a door)
Jeremy: And this is the lounge, where members relax and perform recreational activities.
(Door opens, revealing Yami and Shift
fighting over a taco. Draconis is sitting quietly in the back of the room)
 Heatnix: IT’S MINE!!! MINE!!!1!1 *scorches Player*
 Yami: *lies motionless on the ground, begins to twitch* Ow.
 Draconis: SHUT UP!
Jeremy (to Metalboy) : Don’t mind Shift and Yami, they’re...
Metalboy: Crazier than drugged hyenas? Got it.
(Exit Shift, Yami, and Draconis. Cut to Jeremy and Metalboy in front of the
kitchen door)
Jeremy: Now we move on to the kitchen...rather self-explanatory.
(Skull is in the kitchen, rummaging around)
 Skull: Where is the damn spatula? *notices the two* Hey! Have you guys seen a spatula?
Jeremy: Nope. I’m kinda busy with a tour here.
Skull: Bah! Who needs you! I’ll look by myself. Don’t ever step in this
kitchen again!
(exit Skull)
Metalboy: Everyone seems a bit...strange.
Jeremy: Eeh, you’ll get used to it. They're actually pretty good people...or...uh...whatever
they are. Now, let’s move on to the rooms.
(They walk down a narrow hallway with 8 different colored doors)
Jeremy: Now here are the rooms. The signs on them show you whose room it is. *walks
up to a brown door with a tan scarab on it* This is your room.
(They open the door and look in...only to find it empty.)
Jeremy: Of course, because Haukura used to be here, the room is currently being remodeled.
Metalboy: (sarcastically) Great...
Jeremy: Now let’s move over to--
(Jeremy is interrupted by the loud intercom.)
 Jason: Everyone get down to the main hall! You have GOT to see this!
(Cut to the main hall. Jason is waiting
for the others. Yami is the first to come in)
Yami: What is it? Is it b00bies? I bet it's b00bies.
Jason: *smacks Yami*
Yami: OW! What was that for?
Jason: Just shut up and wait for the others to come in.
(Shortly after that, Shift walks in, then Jeremy, then Metalboy, then Draconis,
then Brick, then Skull)
Skull: What is it this time?
Jason: My genius. *presses a nearby button* Look at the monitor.
(A large TV monitor drops down from the ceiling. The group watches as a large
base comes on screen)
Jason: This is my laser institute.
Draconis: So? We already know this.
Jason: Shut up! I’m trying to add background information so the readers will
understand.
Metalboy: (confused) Uhhhhhhh...readers?
Jason: Don’t worry yourself. Anyway, I have just spent most of my vacation
upgrading the base. You have to see. It’s amazing.
 Brick: Can’t. Need to....uh....I think my mother is calling.
(Brick leaves)
Jason: Anyone else want be a party pooper?
Everyone else: No, we’re good.
Jason: Let’s go, then!
(Cut to Jason and the others at the main entrance to the laser institute)
Yami: Wait, how’d we get here so fast?
Draconis: I think the writer was too lazy to add transition.
Yami: Ah.
Jason: Here we are. *Takes out a small key and turns the lock on the massive door.
The door slowly opens.*
(The gang walks inside and looks around.)
Jason: Careful not to fall into the drops. Those things are almost bottomless. This
base was built on top of a large cave complex, so these pits are common.
Yami: So where’s the stuff that you wanted to show us?
Jason: Right in front of you.
(The lights turn on to reveal a giant computer.)
Metalboy: That’s it? A big computer?
Jason: Wrong. First of all, the script says “GIANT computer”; second
of all, this is the central control to the base. Everything is automated. It has the highest quality of any defense system,
including our HQ. (yells) Computer, take us to the research lab.
Computerized voice: Voice confirmed. Elevator accessed.
(The ceiling opens up, expanding the size of the room to more than twenty
times its original height. Looks of awe came from the team. Jason grinned. An elevator hovered down from the top of the room
and stopped in front of the team)
Jason: Get on.
(The gang hops on the platform. The platform begins to rise.)
Yami: (muffled, as if something were in his mouth) So Jason...are there any b00bies
here?
Shift: Wait a minute...what do you have in your mouth? *looks at his hand* GAH! MY
TACO!!!
(Shift tackles Yami. As Yami’s hand is pushed back, it knocks the key out of Jason’s hand.)
Jason: NO, YOU FOOL!!!
Shift: (lazily eating) What? *looks down to see the key fall into a huge pit.* Uhh...whoops.
Jason: Well, we can only wait.
(they reach the top floor and walk into the door. The door closes behind
them)
Jason: That’s normal. Creepy, though, isn’t it. I just had it installed.
So, this is the research room, where we work on new types of lasers and weapons. This is one of the rooms that are not automated
yet. (alarm beeps) And...that would be my newest invention out to kill us all.
(The gang turns around to see a large humanoid robot)
Robot: Halt, intruders! Insert key to deactivate security protocol. You have
ten seconds before termination.
Everyone: RUN AWAY!!!
(Yami whips out a Metal Anchor and smashes open the door to the control system)
Jason: The platform’s gone...we'll have to jump.
Shift: Heh, sucks to be you guys.
(Shift flies to the opposite side of the room...just as a laser cannon opens
from the hatch behind his head.)
Shift: *turns around to see large cannon, now fully charged* Ooh...this won’t
end well.
(Shift is shot by the laser. His smoldering body falls into the large pit in the right corner of the room.)
Jason: Shift!
Draconis: No time. Look! *points*
(Jason and the crew look to where Draconis pointed)
Robot: 2...1...0. CARNAGE MODE ENGAGED.
(A small light glows on its head that says “Have a nice day  ”. The robot expands in size, and transforms into a giant laser cannon.)
Draconis: Jump, NOW!
(Jason, Draconis, Skull, Metalboy, and Jeremy jump down into the large chamber.
Yami begins to jump, but gets toasted by a blast from the cannon. The remaining crew members do not notice as they fall)
Computer: Now activating Lock-Down
mode.
(The colossal room is split into sections by large metal platforms sliding in from the side. A large platform moved
in front of the gang.)
Jason: *puts his shield in front of him* Brace yourselves!
(There is a loud clang as the team crashes into the metallic platform. Everyone
but Jason and Skull are unconscious)
Jason: The walls have already closed in. Skull, here’s what we need to do.
We have to contact Brick and tell him to get the spare key.
Skull: Aaaaaaand...why don’t we have the spare key here?
Jason: Uhhhh...I forgot?
Skull: So once we do that, what do we do then?
Jason: As you can see, the platforms have closed off the place into little sections.
If we don’t make too much noise, we'll be safe here. The problem is that we still have to save Yami and Shift.
Skull: Right then, first things first. *takes out a walkie-talkie*
Jason: Yes. We have to get in touch with Brick first...
(Skull slams the walkie-talkie down on the fallen Reploids)
Jason: *sighs*
Skull: WAKE UP!!!
Jason: Let me do this *opens up the back panel of Jeremy's body and starts tampering
with the wires*
Jeremy: *gets up and looks around* What's all this?
Jason: Jeremy, help me reboot the other two. Skull, get Brick on the walkie-talkie
*sighs*....if it still works.
(Jeremy and Jason get to work on Draconis and Metalboy, while Skull presses the activation button
to the walkie-talkie)
Skull: Brick! Can you hear me? Come in Brick!
(Scene switches to Brick in his room. He is wearing a powdered wig. The walkie-talkie
is lying on the desk in the corner of the room. Skull's voice is eminating from it.)
Brick: *takes off wig* Ok, now I'm done with that. What is next on my "List of things
to do when nobody is around" ? *walks over to the desk in the corner and picks up a list* Why is that walkie-talkie on? That's
odd.
Skull: Brick!
Brick: Skull?
Skull: Yes. Listen. We are trapped in the laser institute. Get the spare key and
turn off security.
Brick: I know where that key is. I'm on it! *picks walkie-talkie up and runs out
of room*
(Scene switches to Draconis, Metalboy, Jeremy, Jason, and Skull in the room where they landed They have heard Brick
and are formulating a plan.)
Jason: I got it! Skull and Metalboy, you will go to the bottom floor and distract
the security system.
Metalboy: Oh crap.
Jason: NO COMPLAINING! Draconis, you and Jeremy must stealthily enter the caves under
the base. It is imperative that you are not caught and that you find Shift. I will go to the top floor and save Yami.
(Draconis and Jeremy enter an elevator
on the far end of the room. Jason jumps onto the stairs next to it and begins to ascend.)
Skull: So....what would make a good distraction?
Metalboy: I've got one. *makes a large boulder and smashes it into the platform/floor*
(There is a large cloud of dust as
the boulder falls through platform after platform. Skull and Metalboy jump down through the created holes and land on the
bottom floor. The security computer lies directly in front of them.)
Computer: Intreuders detected. Deploying turrets and droids.
Metalboy: Well, I guess this worked.
Skull: Come on. We're not done yet.
(Scene switches to Draconis and Jeremy in the elevator)
Draconis: I hear something...It looks like the distraction is going well.
Jeremy: I hear something else, though....*gasps* Draconis! Cut open the ceiling of
the elevator.
Draconis: *uses claws to make a hole in the ceiling of the elevator*
Jeremy: Follow me. Quickly! *flys up on top of the the ceiling of the elevator*
Draconis: Oh...I get it. *jumps up next to Jeremy*
(The door slowly opens and two security droids march in. They look around,
scanning the area. As one of them looks up, Draconis is directly above it. Before it can react, the droid is in four peices.
The second droid turns around to face Draconis, but not before it is blasted into bits by Jeremy's dragonfly-like drones.)
Draconis: I'm pretty sure someone...or something heard that. Let's get off here and
take a different way down.
(Scene switches to Jason, who has just entered the back door to the research room. Inside, Yami
is seen burnt and unconcious, and the giant robotic creation is facing Jason, ready to fight)
Jason: It already knows I'm here.
Robot: FIRING PWNAGE BEAM *fires*
(Jason jumps to the side, evading the massive purple ray. As the beam ends,
Jason hurls his shield at the defenseless cannon. Before the shield can hit, the robotic cannon is now a humanoid-shaped behemoth,
carrying a shield in one hand, and an awesome sword in the other. The sword effortlessly blocks the shield and sends it flying
back toward Jason.)
Jason: *grabs his shield* If I wasn't screwed, I would be proud about how succesful
this thing turned out.
Robot: MELEE MODE ACTIVATED.
(The robot charges toward Jason. It swings its massive blade, and although
Jason readily blocks it, he is blasted backwards by the impact.He collides with the wall behind him, and screams out in pain.)
Robot: *moves closer* Target locked.
Goodbye
(Before the massive robot attacks, it stops and pulls a Metal Anchor out of the back of its head. The robot turns around
to see Yami, standing in a battle position. Jason takes advantage of the situation and jumps onto the robot's back. He wedges
the shield into one of the armored plates and pulls it off, revealing a control panel.)
Jason: Perfect timing, Yami! *hacks into the monsters system* There! That should
do it! *jumps off the robots back*
Robot: MELEE MODE DISENGAGED. SAMBA MODE ACTIVATED. *dances wildly while blasting Samba music*
Jason: I knew that would come in handy. Let's go Yami.
Yami: Are the others okay?
Jason: I'm not sure....we should get to the bottom floor. Metalboy and Skull could
use the backup.
(Scene switches to Metlboy and Skull badly damaged. There are only a few reploids fighting them.)
Skull: *rips off a reploid's arm and uses it to shoot another reploid* They seem
to be running out of reploids.
Metalboy: *throws a boulder at a reploid* At least something is going right.
(The last of the reploids are defeated....or
so it seems. Slowly, a giant mech covered with laser turrets rises out of the pit in the center of the room. The platforms
that separated the room begin to recede, as to give the robot walking space.)
Computer: Security level two activated.
Skull: Oh...crap.
Metalboy: Agreed.
(The giant begins to move toward the two, when Brick suddenly walks in the
room. The giant charges its laser as it walks, and Brick walk over to the computer. Neither one notice each other. The massive
mech trips on Brick, and causes a small tremor as it hits the ground. Afterwarsa, Skull walks up to Brick, pats him on the
head, and puts the spare key onto the mainframe.)
Computer: Security deactivated.
Metalboy and Skull: YES!!!
Brick: Could someone stop cheering and HELP ME?!
Metalboy: Fine. *pushes Brick out from under the giant's leg.
Draconis: *jumps out of the central pit* What was that?
Skull: We're alive. Did you rescue Shift?
Jeremy: *flys out of the central pit with an injured Shift on his back* Done and
done.
Jason: And Yami and I are safe.
Metalboy: What?! Where did you come from?
Jason: Did you forget that I can teleport?
Metalboy: And why didn't you do this when we needed it?
Jason: You have no idea how advanced the security is here. It has specialized sensors
for teleportation. If I was caught, I would be gone forever. I only did it now because I heard the security turn off.
Yami (panting): Jason, can you *pant* wait *pant* up for me *pant* next time?
Jason: Well, everyone is safe. *takes the key* Let's go home.
Yami: Jason, are you listening? Hey!
Jason: Now wasn't that fun. That's the end of this adventure. In our next epilogue...
wait, I don't do that yet. Wait for the next installment, fools.
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