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 Yami: Well, we were originally going to be giving you the next REAL Epilogue, but the writer (Jason/Shield Sheldon)
got sidetracked by a surprise family vacation. So you're getting this instead. XP
~REPLOID REBELLION HQ~
(Yami is writing)
*the team--minus one Shield Sheldon--is lazing about in the lounge hall*
Yami: Boredboredboredboredbored...GAWD I'm bored.
 Brick: How long did Jason say he'd be gone again?
 Draconis: Two weeks, I think.
 Jeremy: At least things have been relatively calm...
Yami: *jumps up and puts a hand over Jeremy's voiceplate, muffling his speech* SHHHHHHH! Do you want to jinx us all,
you fool?!
 Metalboy: Isn't that a bit...extreme?
Brick: How so?
Metalboy: I mean, jinxes don't REALLY exist...do they?
Draconis: Meh.
*loud bangings and rattlings can be heard upstairs coming from Shift's room, perforated by the occasional shout of
"BACON!!!"*
Brick: I think I feel a song coming on...
Draconis: *jumps up* Then again, I could be wrong. C'mon, let's go exploring. There's still some parts of this old
wreck of a base we haven't explored yet.
Yami: Werks for me. *calls upstairs* HEY SHIFT! GET DOWN HERE, WE'RE GOING EXPLORING!
 Shift: *flies down the stairs* About time we did something, I was getting bored.
*pan up to a dark corner of the room, and a tiny little mechspider holding
a small DVR camcorder*
~HIGH MAX'S LAIR~
*the Nightmare Force is huddled around a computer monitor*
 Monsoon Falcon: What are they talking about?
Slice Gecko: Move your stupid tentacle, Squid, you're blocking my view!
 Beam Squid: I'd move if Hound didn't have to hog the good spot.
Helium Hound: Shut up, I can't hear what they're saying!
*they all start to bicker and fight when High Max enters the room*
 High Max: ENOUGH! Cease this pointless arguing at once, it isn't getting any of us closer to destroying the Rebellion!
*they all mutter apologies and shuffle
out of his way*
High Max: Now, let's see what my spy-der has picked up...
*he listens to the faint audio*
High Max: Hmmmmmmm...so they're going on a little exploration, are they?
Monsoon Falcon: Lord High Max, this would be the perfect time to launch a counter strike against them. It seems that
one of their number has gone on a two-week vacation.
High Max: Excellent thinking, Falcon! Not only will we outnumber them, but their guard is down too!
*he signals to his minions*
High Max: Nightmare Force...PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!
*the screen goes black, and Jeremy, in human form, walks in from the left*
 Jeremy: Uh, hey. I wanted to let you know that I'm obligated by law to inform you that I wrote the epilogue from this
point onward. So... yeah. Enjoy the rest of the story.
*the screen fades in and the Rebellion are just about to go off looking around, when the doorbell
rings*
Shift: Ah, Nakori's here!
Metalboy: Nakori? You mean Nakori the Lady Hunter, from our forum?
Shift: Yep. I invited her over to see our base, but make sure she doesn't drink too much of my Dr. Pepper.
Jeremy: *lets out a gigantic burp*
Shift: You didn't!
Jeremy: No, I didn't. That was my root beer.
Shift: How much?
Jeremy: Only one tankard.
Shift: You drank an entire barrel of root beer?
 Jason: Even I'm not that crazy!
Brick: Jason? Aren't you supposed to be on vacation?
Jason: Uh......... bye.
*he throws a smoke bomb and vanishes*
Shift: Well, that was awkward.
*there's another knock on the door*
Shift: Oh, right. Nakori.
*he flies to the door.*
(From this point on brick is writing the eplogue.)
{Shift opens up the door,
revealing not Nakori, but Helium Hound standing there.}
Helium Hound: Who wants cookies!
Brick: {voice} I do, I do!
Shift: Shut up Brick, it's Helium Hound! What do you want?
High Max: {falls from the ceiling} Thank you for your assistance, Helium Hound. {looks around} Ahh...the Reploid Rebellion...my
old nemesis..es. How nice to see you once more. But wait...what's that? You are not complete? I see! You are missing your
Shield Sheldon, operator of your defensive programs!
Shift: Yamiiiii? Didn't Jason leave you in charge of that?
Yami: Umm...oops?
High Max: Oops indeed! But no matter. Without your Sheldon, you are weaker and easy pickings! Now, nightmare Force....ATTACK!
{the rest of the Nightmare Force fly
and jump out from behind High Max. Suddenly, they stop in midair.}
Nakori: Not so fast, High Max!
High Max: Who is she?
Nakori: I'm Nakori, a Maverick Hunter. Shift is a good friend of mine, and he invited me over.
High Max: M-Maverick Hunter? Why are you not destroying these Mavericks?
Nakori: Because they've reformed, and that's good enough for me.
 Skull: Can we tell him now, Shift?
Metalboy: Yeah, can we?
High Max: What? Tell me what?
Draconis: Wow. He really IS stupid.
Jeremy: I thought that that was just a glitch!
High Max: What'd you call my momma?
Yami: You haven't seen it already?
Brick: Yami, don't give him too much credit!
High Max: {screaming} What are you all babbling about?
Shift: It's simple, really. I'll let the Rebellion explain.
Brick: You see, when Jason left, we knew that something was going to happen.
Yami: Thinking quickly, we contacted a good friend of the Rebellion to help keep on eye on our nemesis...es.
Draconis: She was spying on your base, and told us that you were planning to attack us due to our lack of a member.
Skull: We invited Nakori over as our Plan A, because we knew you would attack our base.
Jeremy: When you arrived, Nakori beat up one of your men and disguised herself as one of them - Helium Hound, to be
exact.
Metalboy: And now that we have you trapped, Nakori's going to procede to kick your shiny metal-
Shift: {interupting} It's elementary, my dear Maxim!
High Max: You mean she is going to beat ME up? A girl? Ha! I let gas loose in your general direction!
Nakori: One, how the hell can you you do that? And two, you're just asking
for it there.{she pulls out a rather large gun}
High Max: Help me Mommy!
{cut to the where the Rebellion members are standing. Lasers can be seen being shot, and screaming can be heard.}
Metalboy: Wow...she's some girl.
Skull: I know. Look at how she plucked all the artifical feathers off of Toucan!
{suddenly, the lasers stop. Nakori apperantly leaves, and Jason enters the
building with some suitcases.}
Jason: Honeys, I'm ho-{looks up)
Brick: What's wrong?
{Suddenly, the whole room falls apart - wall, building, and all.}
Jason: There is no way you can blame it on me this time!
Everyone else: He did it! Agreed?
Jason: oh, fine then! I'm not going to let you pet Crackers!
Draconis: Crackers?
Jason: Yeah, our new pet dog that I found!{he opens up the suitcase, revealing the real Helium Hound to be in it.}
Yami: {asking everyone else} You thinking what I'm thinking?
*Lot's of screams.
violent sounds and some whining dog sounds are heard in the reploid rebellion HQ.*
END!
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