*Morning in Reploid Rebellion HQ...which means Brick is practicing his opera*
Haukura: ARRRRGGH!!! *Opens the door to Brick's room* For the sake of all that is holy, SHUT UP BRICK!!!
Brick: But I have a concert tomorrow!
Haukura: Who the heck would listen to YOUR horrible singing!?
Brick: Hey, there are plenty of famous crappy singers out there, so I stand a good chance of getting a large crowd. Now...GET
OUT OF MY ROOM! *Brick and Haukura begin to fight...again*
*Draconis walks down the stairs to the first floor of the base*
Draconis: *Sigh* Can't those two go through at least ONE morning without fighting?
Yami: *Walks down the stairs behind Draconis* Ten bucks says they can't.
Draconis: No deal.
Yami: Nertz...there goes my easy money plan...
*The rest of the team comes down*
Draconis: So who's going to stop the fighting this time?
*They all look at Draconis.*
Draconis: Crap...well, I guess I'm outvoted. *Walks into Brick's room...and promptly gets crushed by a stray boulder*
*Later that night...*
Brick: That's the last straw...Haukura must DIE! *Gets out a large sack*
*Brick sneaks into Haukura's room and shoves Haukura into the sack, goes back to his room, and straps Haukura into a chair*
Haukura: Brick, what are you doing?!
Brick: Something I should've done a long time ago! *Sings opera VERY LOUDLY*
Haukura: GAH! Stop! Don't you remember what happened last time!?
Brick: Yes. notice how I don't seem to care? *continues singing until Haukura falls over...seemingly dead*
Brick: Now, to hide the body... *Shoves Haukura's body into the fridge*
*ONE WEEK LATER*
*The other members are eating breakfast (tacos), when Haukura bursts out of the fridge and angrily stomps towards Brick*
Brick: Haukura!? But how did you survive?
Haukura: Simple: All you did was knock me unconscious. After I woke up I had no choice but to survive on Shift's Dr. Pepper
and bac-
Shift: *Gets up from the table, livid* YOU! *points to Haukura* YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY DR. PEPPER AND BACON! I'LL KILL
YOU!! *charges at Haukura, wreathed in flames, and beats the living crap out of Haukura*
Haukura: *gets up slowly after the assault* GAH! This isn't worth it! *Reaches up to his forehead and removes a small jewel
from his helmet, transforming back into a human in the process* I quit! And to think that High Max said you idiots weren't
a threat! *Uses the jewel to open a dimensional portal* GOOD-BYE! *he angrily throws the gem at the oithers, then jumps through
the portal*
Brick: Wait...Haukura was a SPY?!
*Meanwhile...unbenkownst to the team, another portal opens up nearby the base entrance, dumping out a nondescript Reploid*
???: OW! *crashes into a group of crates*
Shift: *hears the noise* What was that?
*The team rushes outside and notices the confused Reploid*
???: *Gets up* Ow...how the heck did THAT happen... *he sees the seven team members standing around him* Who are you guys?
Shift: We are.. *the group does a pose* THE REPLOID REBELLION! *they un-pose* What's your business here?
???: Well, I-
Brick: Wait a sec! *he takes out the gem which Haukura threw away* I have a proposition for you. How about you join our
team? We're in need of a new member.
???: I don't see why not...are there any requirements?
Jeremy: Only that you write the occasional epilogue. *gets walloped*
???: Then...sure, I'll join.
Shift: OK, you're in! *he gives the Reploid the LandSlide Jewel--the Force Gem of Ground Scaravich, and as the Reploid takes
it, he begins to transform until he becomes the new Ground Scaravich*
Shift: By the way, newbie...what's your name?
Metalboy: The name's Metalboy.
Shift: Ok then. Welcome to the Reploid Rebellion, Metalboy!
THE END!
