Ep. 4: This Land Isn't Your Land, It's Our Land

{cut to a birds eye view of DopplerTown. The camera zooms in on Blizzard Buffalo's stage, where we go....}

{Cut to a room with ten shadowy figures in the center of it. The background is frozen.}

Figure One: I am very dissapointed in all of you. You lost EVERYTHING.

Figure Two: Our master wouldn't be-

Figure One: Listen Byte! Doppler doesn't care about us!{steps forward to reveal himself as Bit. Everyone else steps forward, revealing themselves as the Maverciks from X3.} That's why he dumped us and killed himself.

Byte: {angrily} Don't talk about master that way!

Bit: I'll say anythjing I want about that old 'tard, unless he re-appears and helps us out!

Voice: So, I hear you need some help, eh? Well then...I am your reploid.

{Cut to the Reploid Rebellion HQ's Lving Room. Everyone(minus Draconis) is sitting down, watching TV.}

TV: {makes a farting noise, which makes everyone laugh.}

Skull: I must say, we are one of the most mature generations, don't you agree?

Brick: Indeed.

Draconis: {runs inside} Hey, everybody! There's been an attack at Doppler Hall!

Jason: That place isn't off the face of the earth yet? That guy owes me fifty bucks....

Draconis: ...Okay... Anyways, we have to get their fast! TO THE REBELLIONMOBILE!!!!!

Shift: We don't have a car.

Draconis: Oh. Well then....TO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!

{cut to inside an old building(Doppler's fortress). The group is walking around.}

Yami: This place creeps me out, and I use dead people to help me fight!

????: Yeah, and I didn't like that very much, by the way!

Jeremy: Show yourself!

????2: Great, you friggen blew it!

????: It's not my fault....

Haukura: AHEM.

????: Oh, yeah. {steps forward to reveal himself as Blast Hornet.} I am Blast Hornet, your worst nightmare!

????2: And I am...{steps forward to reveal himself as Neon Tiger} The guy who's going to kill you!

Shift: {starts laughing}

Neon Tiger: What? What's the matter?

Shift: You guys...{snicker} killing us? I'd like to see that!

Blast Hornet: Then you're about to see something you'll like!{flies over to Neon Tiger and picks him up. Blast Hornet is shooting at everyone, whilst Neon Tiger is getting close to everyone and slashing at them. Haukura is trying to pull Neon Tiger off, while everyone else is in pursuit of Hornet. Then, the room gets very bright and all the other people are revealed in the room.}

Bit: Stop! {everyone stops}

Brick: Wait...you're still alive, Bit?

Bit: Yeah I am, and I'm ready for revenge against you people!

Jeremy: What could you possibly have against us?

Byte: Dat's an easy one! Youse guyses stole DopplahTown from us guyses, and we wants it back!

Yami: Well it's ours now, so you'll have to fight us for it!

Bit: Gladly.{runs forward and hops on Byte's shoulders. They turn into Godkarmachine, and start stomping around, hitting everything.}

Shift: Okay, guys! I'll try and disable them while you stop those guys from helping!{runs over to Godkarmachine and starts hitting it with flame balls to no avail.}

{cut to Skull, who is fighting Toxic Seahorse.}

Skull: Hey big nose! Get over here!

Toxic Seahorse: Definately don't have to tell me twice!{turns into a liquid and runs right into Skull. Seahorse emerges and sticks Skull to the floor with his substance.}

Skull: Ooh, nice trick, but it won't work!{creates a clone. Seahorse then throws a substance ball at the clone, making it too stick to the floor.}

Toxic Seahorse: You were saying?

{cut to Jeremy and Tunnel Rhino duking it out.}

{Tunnel Rhino smashes the ground and creates an earthquake, Jeremey dodges it. Rhino then starts to fling boulders at Jeremy, but misses}

Jeremey: Is that all you got?

Tunnel Rhino: Uhh...yeah.

Jeremey: Good!{Jeremey summons a large group of Options, which attack Rhino and make him run away.}

{cut to a birds eye view of the room. High Max is standing in the middle, laughing, while everyone is fighting whoever they can see.}

Shift: These guys are too powerful!

Jeremey: Actually, big guy over there went down pretty easily.

Skull: Somebody freakin' get this crap off of me or I'll personally make sure you all get a rare, fatal disease!

Jeremey: {flies over and swoops down near Skull. he then frees Skull from the substance.} There ya go.

Yami: Guys, I don't think I can do this much longer!

Jason: We'll have to retreat!

Haukura: I agree with them! Let's get the hell out of here! Last one to the base gets killed!

Shift: No, we aren't retreating, we'll fight them!

Brick: Cause pansies retreat!

Shift: Because we are the Reploid Rebellion!

Brick: And not pansies!

Draconis: I think we should go after High Max there. What the heck is he doing.

High Max: Preparing himself to kill you all while you just blabber on.

Skull: Does that answer your question?

???: Fear not, everyone....

Yami: Huh?

Haukura: Who's there?

Skull: It's...it's...it'...

{the camera panels up to see none other than Green Biker Dude standing there.}

Green Biker Dude: Green Biker Dude, and I have come to help you!

Yami: Well...what are you gonna do?

Green Biker Dude: What I'm best known for. {takes a bomb out and straps irt to his forehead} KAMIKAZE!!!!!!{jumps down onto High Max. The place explodes.}

{cut to the Reploid Rebellion runnign out of the building right as it collapses}

Draconis: That was both creepy and convienant.

Shift: Yeah. We should really get heading back to the base.

Jeremey: last one there has to listen to Brick's opera for a whole hour!

{Suddenly, Haukura runs faster than the flash can. The rest start running off the camera. As they leave, the camera zooms in on the debris that is Doppler Hall. Suddenly, a black hand sticks out of the debris}

Brick: Th-tha-tha...oh who gives a crap. It's over.