Draconis: Hello, and welcome to masterpiece theater, I-(A generic reploid approaches, and whispers something.) Oh, well excuse me for trying to bring a little culture to the team. Damn critics. I'll be your host, Draconis, otherwise known as Blizzard Wolfang. This epilogue will feature some Tom&Jerry-esque humor, mixed with my unique wit, and a dash of randomness, so sit back, relax, and enjoy, "Invasion of the Mets".

Narrator: It's a suprisingly normal day at Reploid Rebellion HQ, aside from Brick, A.K.A Rainy Turtlioid breaking the sound barrier with his singing, and Mr. Fortune Cookie, A.K.A Shield Sheldon hiding in his shell.

Mr. Fortune Cookie: Those stupid feds will never get their hands on my doomsday weapon! (emerges from shell, and grabs an ordinary pen, then flees to his room.)

Draconis: I don't even want to know.

Yami: Wise choice.

Haukura: Shut the hell up, Brick!

Brick: (Pokes head out.) You wouldn't know talent if it came up and bit you on the ass, opera hater!

Jeremy: It begins. (Scaravich and Turtiloid begin fighting.)

Shift: I'm going on a spree of mass destruction, Draconis, Yami, and Jeremy, since you three are the most reasonable of the group, you're in charge while I'm away.

(Draconis, Yami, and Jeremy all nod in agreement.)

Draconis: Alright, we'll draw straws, the one with the shortest has to stop the fight.

Yami: Agreed.

Jeremy: Ditto.

(Draconis grabs thre straws that seem to have magically appeared, then closes his eyes before breaking one in half. The three then proceed to draw straws, resulting in Yammark getting the short one.)

Jeremy: Oh, crap. If I don't make it out alive, bury me with all my belongings.

(Yammark marches toward the two brawling reploids, just as Brick picks up one of Haukura's own boulders, and tosses it.)

Jeremy(eyes widened in horror): Sweet merciful crap, no!

(The boulder hits Yammark dead on, and then crashes through the wall with Yammark screaming bloody murder.)

Jeremy: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Yami: I was actually expecting something along those lines to happen.

Draconis: Me too.

(Unbeknownst to the team, a metool enters the old, but functional lab through a small hole in the wall.)

Met: Meep!

Draconis(perks his ears up): That sound, it's unmistakeable. A metool is in the lab!

Yami: Yeah, so?

Draconis: It will not escape my wrath!(runs off down the nearest hall)

Yami: Oh, brother.

*In the city*

Shift: I found some bacon, but it's still not enough to last me a lifetime.

Generic Reploid: Excuse me sir, but you have to pay for that.

Shift: You limey bastard, thou hast insulted me.(slaps reploid with a strip of bacon, the flies away, laughing insanely)

*Random forest*

(A strange boulder is seen wobbling.)

Muffled Voice: Damn Brick, and Haukura.

*The base*

(Wolfang is creeping on all fours, occasionally sniffing the ground.)

Draconis: I know you're close you stupid met, I can smell your stink.

(A small yellow blur zooms past Wolfang, meeping ocassionally.)

Draconis: Get back here, you rotten little demon!

(Wolfang begins chasing the met through the dark dingy hallways of the lab.)

Draconis: You can't escape my wrath! I will crush you!

Metool: Meep! Meep!

(The met encounters a seemingly dead end, but slips in a small hole, just as Wolfang crashes into the wall.)

Draconis: Grrrrrrr! Mark my words, I will crush you!

*City*

(Heatnix is spewing fireballs at random reploids.)

Reploid1: Run for your lives, there's a crazy parrot on the loose!

Heatnix: I am not a parrot, you bloody wanker!

(Reploid1 is reduced to a pile of ash.)

Reploid2: The apocalypse is upon us!

*Random Forest*

(The strange boulder is on the ground, by an enormous hole, which Yammark just climbed out of.)

Jeremy: Now, where in the hell am I?

(Yammark hears a nearby bush rustling.)

Jeremy: Who's there? Show yourself!

(A squirrell dashes out of the bush, and lunges at Yammark without warning.)

Jeremy: AAAIIIEEE!!!!!

*Base*

(Wolfang is seen lighting a stick of dynamite.)

Draconis: If I can't crush you, I'll blow you to pieces!(shoves dynamite in the hole)

Met: Meep!(shoves it back out)

Draconis: I hate mets. BOOM!

(Wolfang storms down the hall with a blackened face.)

Draconis: Rotten little metool. I'll show him!

(Wolfang approaches a closet, opening it to reveal what most would consider a military storehouse.)

Yami: Goin' n00b huntin'?

Draconis: Nope, metool hunting.

Yami: You're dipping into our stash for a lousy metool?!

(Several metools zoom by, meeping.)

Draconis: Nope, I'd say about thirty of the little demons.

Yami: Oh, carry on.

(Wolfang pulls out a ridiculously large plasma cannon, then blows away the mini met army.)

Draconis: Now, to get the leader.

*City*

(The city is completely covered in flames.)

Shift: I'm done here, time to head home.

(Heatnix flys toward the base as the city suddenly explodes.)

*Forest*

(Yammark is flying through the trees, avoiding attacking squirrells.)

Jeremy: Lousy rodents! I'm gonna kill Brick, and Haukura for this.

*Base*

(Wolfang is yet again stalking through the halls while the lone metool eludes him.)

Draconis: You won't escape me this time.

Met: Meep!

Draconis: That's right, keep meeping, you stupid little pest.

(Wolfang follows the meeping to a dead end, where he spots the metool.)

Draconis: Gotcha now, you annoying pest!

Tick, Tick, Tick.

Draconis: What's that ticking sound?

(The metool approaches Wolfang from behind.)

Met: Meep!

Draconis: Not now, I'm busy!

Met: Meep, meep!

Draconis: I said I'm busy!

Met: Meep!

Draconis: Alright, you asked for it!

(Wolfang turns around, and see's the metool.)

Draconis: Wait, if you're there, then that means...

(The metool zooms down the hall.)

Draconis: Oh, shi--BOOM!!

*Base Lounge*

(The metool speeds past Infinity Mijnion, who has just come out of his room for the first time in this epilogue.)

Skull: What the hell?

Yami: Oh boy, Draconis has got to be plenty pissed by now.

(As if on cue, a charred Wolfang comes barreling through the lounge, and out the front entrance.)

Draconis: You rotten little !@#$%^&* I'll !@#$%^&* kill you!!! When I get my hands on you, you'll !@#$%^&* wish you were never built!!!

Brick: I feel sorry for that metool when Draconis catches him.

Haukura: When he's done with that metool, I doubt there will be even a screw left.

(Wolfang re-enters the lounge, with a huge grin on his face.)

Yami: I'm guessing that metool is history?

Draconis(belches up a metool helmet): Yup.

Brick(backing away slowly): Heh, heh, heh, that's great, okayIgottagonowbye!

(Tutiloid dashes to his room, and slams the door, just as Heatnix enters.)

Shift: I'm back, and I brought BACON!!!

Draconis: No thanks, I just ate.

(Yammark flies in.)

Jeremy: Damn squirrells.

(Yammark suddenly notices Scaravich.)

Jeremy: YOU!!!

Haukura: Who, me?

(Yammark rushes at Scaravich, his Yammar Option ready.)

Haukura: AAAIIIEEE!!!!!

(Mijnion flips on the tv, just as the news starts.)

Reporter: We're here at the scene of a mass explosion, where a city once stood. According to rumors, a phoenix like reploid was on a search for bacon, when he suddenly began spewing fireballs. It seems nobody can identify the suspect, since apparently noone survived.

(Everyone looks at Heatnix suspiciously.)

Everyone(shrugs): Nah, couldn't be.

*A secret laboratory*

(High Max is watching a monitor.)

High Max: Dammit! My metool spycam has been crushed by that stupid mutt!

End.